March 30, 2012

Friday Funnies

An odd week.

I resigned from my job on Tuesday. I am running away to join a different circus. There will be plenty of travel, but this time it will be to the former Soviet countries, and Europe. I will miss Africa, but I look forward to seeing new places and people. I'll let you know how that goes.

As usual, most of the images below were nicked from here and there. Mostly twitter, as it happens, and the usual caveat applies: if you recognise anything of yours here, we extend our thanks.





Christian bale spotted at a farm in Yorkshire...













Chemtrails are now coming from some unusual sources.











Words fail me. Pick your own caption for this one.














Mass panic in Dundee when they learn pasties are to go up by 50p.
















Police brutality reaches new highs in Leeds.














No words needed, from me.












Look at the tits on this.













The obligatory willy joke.













And finally...... 




















Have a great weekend,

CR.

9 comments:

Fidel Cuntstruck said...

The last one needs to go viral - fucking brilliant

Dioclese said...

I agree with Fidel and have duly nicked it!!

James Higham said...

Eh - you nicked the tits on this.

As for the butt-owner:

"She weighed 203 but that was OK by me - it was lots of action."

Captain Ranty said...

I nicked them all....

wayne said...

Good luck in the new job mate, have a good weekend.

Captain Ranty said...

Thanks Wayne!

lazy said...

happy hols CR. Get off the grid for a weekend. I'm off to the trees and sea. No news, no people no nothing.

NewsboyCap said...

captain

Hopefully you may get to Serbia 'The wild west in the east of Europe' wonderful people, a bit like the Irish. Drinkers, gamblers, always ready for a rumble but ever willing to share what they have. And the most stunning women, (only to look at mind).The men folk have hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down though. Be careful of the 'Sigorgners'(Gypo's)Fuckers they are.

Anonymous said...

hope ya job goes well mate.
nige